So...let me get this straight.
I'm an "anomaly" and I've been brought to "another reality" because there's something wrong with me.
Awesome. Just awesome.
Because my life needed just that much more epic fail. Great. Thanks.
Jo? Did you get me drunk and leave me in a strange city with a cryptic message? Because that's kind of a dick move, I've gotta say. And also the worst practical joke ever.
And yet it's still preferable to any of this actually being true.